We know he’s a problem. That’s the appeal.

The “The Man, The Myth, The Red Flag with Abs” Relaxed Fit Unisex Shirt is made for readers who survived Haunting Adeline and immediately chose the most questionable option anyway. Inspired by Zade Meadows, this design leans fully into self-aware dark-romance humor — because sometimes the red flag is waving, and you’re still interested.

With a relaxed unisex fit and easy, everyday drape, this tee is perfect for reading marathons, bookstore runs, or casually warning others about your fictional taste. Clean typography keeps it wearable, while the message tells fellow readers everything they need to know.

Funny. Honest. Slightly concerning. Entirely accurate.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and adds appeal.
- Garment-dyed for a soft, textured finish.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean