For the readers who prefer their spice served in chapters, not clips.
The “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Lady” Cozy Booklover Crewneck is the perfect mix of humor, comfort, and unapologetic reader honesty. Designed for book lovers with a refined taste for spicy prose, this sweatshirt delivers cozy warmth with a wink of wit that fellow readers instantly understand.
Soft on the inside and relaxed in fit, it’s ideal for late-night reading marathons, bookstore browsing, coffee runs, or lounging with your latest obsession. The clean, readable text keeps it aesthetic and wearable while still saying exactly what needs to be said.
Classy. Cozy. Slightly scandalous — just like your bookshelf.
