For the readers who prefer their spice delivered with plot, prose, and a touch of elegance.
The “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fancy Lady” Tee is made for every book lover who embraces their romance habits with humor and zero shame. Soft garment-dyed cotton gives it that instantly comfortable, lived-in feel, while the relaxed fit drapes effortlessly for everyday wear.
Perfect for late-night reading sessions, bookstore trips, or any moment when you want to remind people that you’re not just spicy — you’re classy spicy.
Funny, bold, and unapologetically honest… just like your favorite books.
Product Features :
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100% ring-spun, garment-dyed cotton for vintage softness
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Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable, everyday style
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Durable double-needle stitching for long wear
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Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean drape
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Available in multiple pigment-dyed colors
Sizing & Policies: True to size; size up for relaxed fit; made-to-order, no returns; free replacements for defects.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid bleach for lasting color. Iron or steam on low if needed. Do not dry clean.
Perfect For: BookTok readers, spicy-book lovers, dark-romance fans, and anyone who reads their smut with a pinky up.
